I was waiting for the train and some homeless fuck that looked like the crack fox form the Mighty Boosh came up to me asking for some money. He stunk like shit and piss, like real proper shit and piss. He had paint on his clothes but not because he was an artist but most likely because he was a call boy who probably sucking someones cock the night before at some swanky art studio and then got told to fuck off when everyone woke up, form the drug raged night and realised what the fuck is that homeless fuck who stinks like shit and piss still doing here. Any way he then boarded my train he stunk the entire carriage out. I got of then retch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QklXbekIkU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI0zWIQLNMw
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